Data.

My worst fears were confirmed – the data I’ve collected in the experiment turned out to have no results. Thank you very much to those who came, couldn’t be bothered to do the experiment responsibly, and screwed my results up. No words can describe my heartfelt gratitude. Without you guys who came and basically gave me trash and get that $8, there would have been no chance for me to crack my brains and think of contingencies now, and endure probably yet another sleepless night. I really can’t thank you guys more. You know who you are. Touch your heart and ask yourselves if you really have made the effort to do the experiment in a responsible manner.

May retribution strike the whole god damn lot of you.

To those who came and really helped me with the experiment, I thank you guys for the time and effort made. It’s just a shame that there were more people who simply couldn’t be bothered and basically thought it was just a 20-minute stay in the lab that would earn them $8 at the end of the day.